30 days of brooklyn nine nine: favorite cold open
The Squad is what made me decide to become a detective.
OTP - Jacob Peralta & Amy Santiago; ” I am Detective Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner Detective Terrible-Detective” - Peralta
“Don’t worry about the bitches - that could be a good motto, because you come across people like that throughout your life.”
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
the worst fucking thing about school is that they make you think that that’s all there is in the world and you get all anxious and worked up and depressed over fucking grades and classes and homework that you lose sight of the fact that you’re still so young and there are endless avenues and possibilities of places to end up and things to do
fucking thank you
"you have an essay due monday"
"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"
"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"
"they’re just fictional characters"